Hahahahaha. Well, I am a different guy. I want all girls to know. Hahahaha again. LOL. My friend posted this in his friendster bulletin and I just have to steal it. Hahaha again. Here are some examples:
We secretly memorize everything you wear. (this is scary, LOL)
Don't tell us to tell you if you look bad. Just... stop. We won't. Ever. Under no circumstances.
Not all guys are afraid of commitment.
Likewise, not all guys want to take advantage of you so please, for the love of god, get over your "I hate men" bitching.
Honestly, we really do think all girls are uglier than you. It's how our brains work. So quit asking.
Sometimes the only things that motivate us to even try at all in school are our wonderful girlfriends.
We say you don't need to dress up for us or wear makeup for us... but we sure would like you too!
We're not kidding when we say we'll trash any guy that looks at you.
Tell us when we smell, please. We can't tell and our guy friends don't realize it.
But please don't smell, we have this concept in our mind that girls are supposed to smell like flowers and sunshine.
When your boyfriend is a nerd, the least you can do is pretend to listen to him when he attempts to tell a funny story about his guild in World of Warcraft, or attempts to explain the physics of a tachyon.
Oh, and nerds really are better lovers.
Don't tell us to tell you if you look bad. Just... stop. We won't. Ever. Under no circumstances.
Not all guys are afraid of commitment.
Likewise, not all guys want to take advantage of you so please, for the love of god, get over your "I hate men" bitching.
Honestly, we really do think all girls are uglier than you. It's how our brains work. So quit asking.
Sometimes the only things that motivate us to even try at all in school are our wonderful girlfriends.
We say you don't need to dress up for us or wear makeup for us... but we sure would like you too!
We're not kidding when we say we'll trash any guy that looks at you.
Tell us when we smell, please. We can't tell and our guy friends don't realize it.
But please don't smell, we have this concept in our mind that girls are supposed to smell like flowers and sunshine.
When your boyfriend is a nerd, the least you can do is pretend to listen to him when he attempts to tell a funny story about his guild in World of Warcraft, or attempts to explain the physics of a tachyon.
Oh, and nerds really are better lovers.
After reading it, I just can't stop laughing though some are facts, some are truths. Hahahahaha... The laughing continues...
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